Time capsule...

If there are over seven billion people living on Earth right now, then each second that pases, cumulatively, over 222 years are being lived -EVERY SECOND! How crazy is that?!

Herd this one before?

Q: What do you call ten buffalo having a reunion? A: A Bison-ten-ial!

Pass-over

Eating dinner with the plate on your lap and needing to fart and moving the plate as far away from the affected zone as possible so that the food isn't contaminated by the fumes. I've never done that. Nope, never...